Fatty

On the phone…

Me: Hello may I speak with C_____?

C: Speaking, who is this?

Me: Patty from Festival Mall. I just want to confirm if you received the permits I faxed.

C: Yes I did.

Me: Great. When you come over for the show, just look for me.

C: Ok, what’s your name again?

Me: Patty.

C: Fatty?

Me: Patty.

C: Fatty? With a P or F?

Me: Patty with a P.

C: Oh ok. I’m sorry for calling you fat.

Me: …

*Chumsy*

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About MrsC | Patricia Cuyugan

I am a happy mom and housewife. Outside of this, I'm also a writer, a crocheter, and a self-taught home cook. I'm part of a book club, and I enjoy binge-watching my favorite TV shows. I'm super entertaining on Instagram, Twitter and Snapchat! Follow me: MrsPCuyugan.

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